Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(2) YOUPORN.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Why are there so many single moms in America?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

How do people in other countries view Trump's trade policies and their impact on the global economy?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(1) XNXX

(3) VIBRATOR.

Fear of Uncertainty Held S&P 500 Back From Record. Now It’s Real - Bloomberg.com

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Caitlyn Jenner’s Israel Pride Parade Visit Disrupted by Iran War Breakout - The Hollywood Reporter

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

Scientists Warn of “Irreversible Rain Chaos” Climate Shift Could Permanently Disrupt Water for 2 Billion People - The Daily Galaxy

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

(5) LINGERIE.

(4) CONDOM.

(3) XHAMSTER

(1) STRAPON.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(2) DILDO.