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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No way

Still no good.

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What's your love story?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?